Post by bigog on May 3, 2012 21:38:32 GMT -5
Oh the fun thing about this final two is ... well, I could frankly give two shits about either of you, but ya know, you should be thrilled, because that means my vote is totally up for grabs. Although I basically did whatever Erik wanted during the game- this doesn't mean he will have any impact on this decision. I just wanted to make the jury because 5/7 games I've played I have made finals... Playing to be on the jury is kind of sick, no?
Dylan, Carlos, whatever/whoever the fuck you are... I'm sorry I sucked so much ass, I just came off a loss, and checked out of ORGS. I am not passionate about them anymore, and unfortunately, you got my inactive borewhore persona that some times rears its ugly head.
Benry
Well anyways. Benry you super suck, because you didn't even attempt to make any conversation with me whatsoever, I mean, I would have ignored you or been really short and made some lame ass comment about my ever widening vagina, but you could have at least... I don't know... PRETENDED to care. To win a game, you need to build relationships with the Jury. We have no relationship. No pussy for you sir. Working in your favor is that you didn't needlessly lie to me, You didn't annoy me- which HA, everyone will bash me and call me a douchebag for saying this, but I didn't want to get to know any of you fucks. So as much as I bitch about how you didn't get to know me, you didn't bug me, which couldn't have made me happier...that's a good thing. I would always dodge, evade, and ignore people who tried to IM me all the time. For fucks sake I didn't even add the cast to my privately setup AIM buddy list until AFTER final twelve. Now, in any other, more normal situation, this would be considered bad game play on your end. I give those annoying bitches that bothered me like Sash and Erinn kudos for thinking there lame 'howdy doo dahs and how are yous' would win them brownie points. Lets just say your lucky that I am not conventional.
So, Benry why aren't we bros? Why aren't we buddies? Why did you never try to feign a relationship with me? (And don't even use my honest assessment that I wouldn't have cared to get to know you as your reason, because if that's the case you're basically telling me not to vote you. I may not have cared, but I assume you cared about the game? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you don't. If you don't care let me know, so I can just vote Chelsea)
Break down your strategy for me coming into the game, how it changed as things played out, and rank yourself over all on how well you executed all your plans. Give me the three most important strategic moves you made to get here.
Dylan, Carlos, whatever/whoever the fuck you are... I'm sorry I sucked so much ass, I just came off a loss, and checked out of ORGS. I am not passionate about them anymore, and unfortunately, you got my inactive borewhore persona that some times rears its ugly head.
Benry
Well anyways. Benry you super suck, because you didn't even attempt to make any conversation with me whatsoever, I mean, I would have ignored you or been really short and made some lame ass comment about my ever widening vagina, but you could have at least... I don't know... PRETENDED to care. To win a game, you need to build relationships with the Jury. We have no relationship. No pussy for you sir. Working in your favor is that you didn't needlessly lie to me, You didn't annoy me- which HA, everyone will bash me and call me a douchebag for saying this, but I didn't want to get to know any of you fucks. So as much as I bitch about how you didn't get to know me, you didn't bug me, which couldn't have made me happier...that's a good thing. I would always dodge, evade, and ignore people who tried to IM me all the time. For fucks sake I didn't even add the cast to my privately setup AIM buddy list until AFTER final twelve. Now, in any other, more normal situation, this would be considered bad game play on your end. I give those annoying bitches that bothered me like Sash and Erinn kudos for thinking there lame 'howdy doo dahs and how are yous' would win them brownie points. Lets just say your lucky that I am not conventional.
So, Benry why aren't we bros? Why aren't we buddies? Why did you never try to feign a relationship with me? (And don't even use my honest assessment that I wouldn't have cared to get to know you as your reason, because if that's the case you're basically telling me not to vote you. I may not have cared, but I assume you cared about the game? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you don't. If you don't care let me know, so I can just vote Chelsea)
Break down your strategy for me coming into the game, how it changed as things played out, and rank yourself over all on how well you executed all your plans. Give me the three most important strategic moves you made to get here.